Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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