Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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