He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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