I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize