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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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