normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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