Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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