I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
