I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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