the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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