MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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