is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with youâ€
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