Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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