Sry I called you an 8
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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