She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
