I don't usually arrange sex via text message
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
im on a boat
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