I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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