nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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