PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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