are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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