I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Drunk is not a location!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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