So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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