your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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