I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Is this like a preordered booty call?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Congratulations! We have a period
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