i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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