His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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