That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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