Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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