I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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