yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
D3 body, D1 cock
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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