it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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