Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
only if we run a train.
done.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize