Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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