god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you will always have a special place in my vag
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Success! We fucked roommates!
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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