Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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