I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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