Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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