Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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