Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Are we still banned from the library?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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