nut hugger
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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