The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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