where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
