Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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