just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize
