Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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