So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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