I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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