What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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