Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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