Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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