Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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