I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Randomize
