o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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