problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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