you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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