WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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