i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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