Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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